awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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