I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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