By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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