i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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