I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
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did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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