Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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