Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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