Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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