Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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