I'm really into asian looking animals
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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