i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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