I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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