The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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