The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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