he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
i now understand why vodka
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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