What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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