what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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