What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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