If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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