The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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