sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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