Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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