Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize
