we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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