And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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