her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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