Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity