Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
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Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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