Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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