Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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