so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!