I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.