I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.