How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
My legs feel like baby dolphins
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.