sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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