I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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