dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face