You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...