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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  and now there are teeth marks on my dick.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine

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• (951): View more from California

  Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.

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• (916): View more from California

  You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?

  (319): View more from Iowa

  will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.

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