I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
two words...techno handjob
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe