Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.

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(607): View more from New York

i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th

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(925): View more from California

We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?

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(425): View more from Washington

Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.

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(503): View more from Oregon

There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.

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(334): View more from Alabama

i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it

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