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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.

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• (619): View more from California

  We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?

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• (716): View more from New York

  She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.

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