Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
COCAINE IS GR8
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