So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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