Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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