people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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