Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
nutella sex= disaster
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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