Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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