I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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