escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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