So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
