We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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