Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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