Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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