We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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