i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Randomize
