Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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