and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I lost the right to judge tonight
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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