I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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