Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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