my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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