Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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