you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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