That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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