Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
You did what with his pubic hair?
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