I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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