I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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