But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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